crashmebabyonemoretime

what a pathetic gap in time I have going here. seeing as my neighbor has been turning off there wireless connection, I've had to use dial up to check in on things here at home. why can't they just leave it on all the time? it makes posting dreadfully slow. at work I've been writing in others' blogs alot but not mine so much. there's a contagious rash of interviews going around. lots of questions and quirky answers. how can I not be amused? am I immune to such a scratchy breakout?

so why the flip don't you just get your own DSL?

good question. I don't know. I think the hook up fee is alot. again. I don't know. it is 30 dollars more a month but.....

and what makes you think stealing the internet from your neighbor is OK?

wow. I didn't know this self-interview was going to turn into the spanish inquisition----well- it's not stealing because my computer automatically picks up the wireless connection signal upon startup- I barely even have a choice. it's like I'm walking through fred meyer and I'm grabbing extra samples of those little cocktail sausages with the delicious delli mustard while knowing full well I'll never buy them. now it all makes sense! I've been sampling little toothpicks full of wireless from my neighbor for the last several months- and I simply havn't fully decided whether or not I'll buy my own high speed connection. so back to the sausages- well---you don't need to buy them now- I mean, you're full after the seventh sample! so maybe next time........

so before judging me for 'stealing' wireless from my neighbor- which of you has taken extra samples at the grocery store? uh huh. just as I thought. so don't be so quick to throw the first weenie.

well- now I'm cut off. no high speed. free or otherwise. perhaps I'll take a little trip to the grocery store...........